In a throwback to medieval sumptuary laws, House Bill 2099, locally known as the ‘Saggy Pants Bill’, is now under consideration in the Tennessee legislature . The Bill makes it a criminal offence to “knowingly wear pants below the waistline, in a public place, in a manner that exposes the person’s underwear or bare buttocks.” Underwear is defined as “clothing worn between the skin and outer layer of clothing, including but not limited to boxer shorts and thongs.” The maximum penalty for a first offence would be a fine of $200 with 40 hours community service. Having been approved in the Criminal Practice and Procedure Subcommittee of the Tennessee General Assembly last week, the Bill will be considered in its Judiciary Committee later today. Opposing the bill, Representative Karen Camper (Democrat, Memphis) was quoted as saying : “We may not agree with the fashion statement they’re making… [but] what you’re proposing is to put government in that process.” Moving it, however, Representative Joe Ford (also Democrat, Memphis) said  “It has nothing to do with fashion. It has to do with decency and hygiene” and denied claims the bill was “targeting demographics“.
As the trial approached the end of October, the jurors asked the judge if he would allow them to wear costumes on Halloween. After consulting with counsel for all parties and hearing no objection, the judge allowed the request. The defendants contend that the presence of jurors in costumes turned the trial into a circus and denied their rights to due process. With or without the consent of counsel to the parties, it is regrettable that the trial judge agreed to the jurors’ request. The introduction of Halloween costumes cannot but have detracted from the seriousness and gravity of formal court proceedings. However, as to the defendants’ claim of a due process violation, the judge did not merely accommodate the jurors’ request; he consulted with counsel for all parties before doing so, and all counsel agreed. The issue is waived. … The defendants also assert that some of the plaintiffs’ counsel handed out candy to the jurors. They further claim that, on another occasion, a proposed “cast list” was circulated for a Hollywood movie version of the trial. The record reveals no objection to counsel to any party handing out candy to the jurors.
There’s a less casual attitude in Texas, where there are firm rules as to ‘courtroom decorum’ for jurors : “It is the policy of the court that male jurors wear coat and tie, and female jurors wear dresses or pantsuits. Jeans are not considered appropriate attire for jury duty… No bottles, beverage containers, paper cups or food shall be brought into the Courtroom… No gum chewing, reading of newspapers and magazines (except as part of evidence in a case).”
Still in Texas, the Presiding Judge of the Court of Criminal Appeals faces impeachment . She bunked off work early to see a man about some house repairs, and ordered that the court’s offices be closed before an application to halt an execution that evening could be lodged. In answer to disciplinary charges laid by the Texas Commission for Judicial Conduct , she asserted that the charges were unconstitutional because she was “denied the right to counsel guaranteed by the Texas constitution“. On closer examination,  her moan was that the Commission would not agree to pay her counsel of choice his “customary fees“. This, she girned, meant that she was faced with a “financially ruinous legal bill ”1 . Nice, some will think, to have a constitution that protects lawyers’ right to charge ‘financially ruinous legal bills’ to the government.
West to California, where in the case of Kim v Son  the Court of Appeal last month considered a promise to pay which had been written after the parties “met in a sushi bar where they consumed a great deal of alcohol.” Translated into English, the promise read “Sir, please forgive me. Because of my deeds you have suffered financially. I will repay you to the best of my ability.” Although written in human blood, specially extracted for the occasion, the promise was held to be unenforceable for lack of consideration. California applies the English concept that a unilateral promise has no legal effect; and, as every Anglo-American lawyer knows, blood for contract drafting should be drawn from all parties to constitute consideration in law2 .
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